| AN EVENING OF 007 | |||||||||||||||||||
| The Results: | The crew put up a good fight, despite missing a few key members. Unfortunately, they fell to one more beer three matches in a row. With this sad, sad event, comes the realization that there must, and will, be a third 007 match, to prove once and for all who are the champions. Until next time... | ||||||||||||||||||
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One More Beer: Nate Krause Tim Stanton Nick Garbinsky Mark Tyrell Kyle Jordan Jimmy McGarr The Crew: Mike Britt Matt Schaefer Matt Wilson Joe Samara Mike Button George McKay Dave Thurston | The Teams: | ||||||||||||||||||
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| TOURNAMENT RULES AND SCHEDULE |
THE NIGHT WILL INCLUDE A TRIP TO SEE A MATINEE SHOWING OF THE NEW 007 MOVIE, "THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH" SO THE FESTIVITIES MAY BEGIN UPON OUR RETURN. GOLDEN RULE: NO HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY OF ANY KIND RULE #1: NO PULLING DOWN DAVE'S PANTS RULE #2: NO PULLING DOWN YOUR OWN PANTS (SEE GOLDEN RULE) RULE #3: KEEP YOUR DICK IN YOUR PANTS NATE RULE #4: NO TOUCHING ASSES; STAY AWAY FROM CLARA RULE #5: NO DRINKING ON THE STAIRCASE SCHAEFER RULE #6: KEEP ALL FIREARMS/AXES AWAY FROM AL RULE #7: ALL WILL FALL SILENT WHEN AL SPEAKS OR HAS A BRAIN FART. RULE #8: NO STEALING AL'S CAR RULE #9: BACON WILL BE DISTRIBUTED GENEROUSLY IF AVAILABLE RULE #10: IF THE FILTHY ONE SHOWS UP, HE WILL HAVE FULL BEER CANS THROWN AT HIS ALREADY MANGLED HEAD. RULE #11: NO ETHNIC MINORITIES WILL BE REPRESENTED AT THIS PARTY EXCEPT OUR PET NIGGER AL. RULE #12: DON'T FUCK WITH MIKE'S CAT MIDNIGHT, HE'S PURE EVIL. RULE #13: IF YOU'RE NOT DRUNK BY 6PM,YOU WILL HAVE TO CATCH UP YOU PUSSY. RULE #14: YOU WILL HELP CLEAN UP ON SATURDAY MORNING. RULE #15: THERE WILL BE A POETRY READING AT 9PM, WHICH MEANS WE WILL DRINK MORE BEER. RULE #16: IF YOU ARE GOING TO THROW UP, YOU WILL BE SENT OUTSIDE TO FEND FOR YOURSELF. RULE #17: WE WILL DANCE TO STAYIN' ALIVE A MINIMUM OF THREE TIMES. RULE #18: IF A SQUIRREL WITH GIANT BALLS VENTURES INTO OUR MIDST, DROP TO YOUR KNEES, FOR IT IS OUR GOD. RULE #19: WE WILL ACTUALLY PLAY 007 THIS TIME: NO REPEATS OF "THE PILFERING." RULE #20: BERUIT WILL BE PLAYED, THAT'S ALL THAT HAS TO BE SAID. | ||||||||||||||||||
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